👁️A Day in the Life (of a Horror Gremlin)

🥵 Melting, Movies & Mild Madness – A Day in the Life (of a Horror Gremlin)

Hey creeps 👁️
Today has been… a lot. Not in a bad way. More like, “I’ve done too much and yet somehow achieved nothing but am still emotionally exhausted” kind of way. You know the vibe.

🧹 Step 1: Domestic Horror

Started the day by cleaning my bedroom, which honestly felt like starring in my own low-budget psychological thriller.
Dust bunnies? Everywhere.
Mysterious stains? Unknown origin.
Found a sock I thought I sacrificed to the void in 2022.
10/10 atmosphere. Would not recommend.

🎬 Step 2: Found Footage Frenzy

Then I thought, “Let’s relax a bit and watch something light.”
So naturally I watched FOUR found footage horror movies back-to-back and now I feel like my soul has been uploaded to a cursed VHS.

Here's the damage:

• Creep – Mark Duplass stares into the camera like he’s peering directly into my trauma. Unsettling and weirdly flirty.

• Hell House LLC – Clowns? Basements? Screaming at my screen? Check, check, check.

• Hell House LLC II: The Abaddon Hotel – Bold of them to say “Let’s go back in!” when I, personally, would rather eat glass.

• Hell House LLC III: Lake of Fire – By this point I was emotionally unstable and spiritually vibrating. Did I cry? Maybe.

Verdict: I am one more blurry hallway away from spontaneous combustion. Please send help (or snacks).

☀️ Step 3: Slow Roast Mode Activated

Did I mention it’s hot? Like, “why is the air spicy” hot.
Like, “I opened the window and got slapped by Satan’s breath” hot.
I’m genuinely sweating like I’m the final girl in a slasher, except I’m just lying in bed watching horror and regretting every blanket I’ve ever owned.

🍽️ Step 4: Food of the Damned (and Delicious)

Dinner was surprisingly fancy for someone in full heat-induced decay:

• Flatbread with avocado 🥑

• Cherry tomatoes 🍅

• Eggs 🍳

Honestly? I felt like a horror movie villain who eats clean between murders.

Then I had ice cream because I’m melting, and wasabi peanuts because I like chaos in snack form.
Sweet. Spicy. Confusing. Just like me.

🧠 Step 5: Blogging Through the Brain Fog

I also wrote a few things for Gore & More (yes, I’m still working on that Saw traps tier list — don't rush art).
My brain is mush, but it’s haunted and productive mush, and that’s all I can ask for.

🖤 Final Thought:

Today was one of those “I did everything and nothing” horror-core kind of days.
I feel like a character in a found footage movie who’s about to discover something horrible on the tape... only it’s just me, covered in avocado and regret.

If you have any weird horror recs, send them my way. Found footage. Psychological. Disturbing. Bonus if it feels cursed.
Or just say hi — I’m melting but still friendly (ish).

Stay spooky, stay hydrated, and for the love of all that’s unholy...
DO NOT go back into the Abaddon Hotel.

— Frankie 🕷️