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I Developed a Porta Potty Strat

I've been working on a job with a porta-potty for 3 weeks now, and I've developed multiple strategies to make it an enjoyable experience 

First of all, I don't want to walk in on someone that accidentally didn't lock the door, so to combat this problem I'll open the door slowly while I'm standing with the door obstructing my line of sight into the porta potty. this way anyone inside we'll see the door opening and say something before I get scarred for life. 

Second, I hate when I'm pooping and I get splash back from the blue liquid in the bottom, so I take a wad of toilet paper and drop it down there so my poop has a landing pad 🧠🧠

Third, people keep smoking in these freakin porta potties so I prop the door open with a rock to get rid of the smell 


Also, and NOT just for self promo, I know basically everyone on this app hates overstimulation and I just made a video about it and I really like it, so for any close friends of mine you can go check it out (I seriously don't want to come off as self promo, I just don't want the real ones to miss it)


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This is peak innovative work on a porta potty of all things lmao


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