stoned thoughts (updated 7-8)

Here’s various thoughts etc. that I’ve had while stoned. 

7-26-2025:

I went to go buy munchies snacks for my gf and I and on the drive there’s a hill but we’re in the middle of the woods so you can’t see where the trees and the sky meet so it looked like I was driving a ramp into space!!! And I was so excited but then the hill went down and I remembered I’m on earth and got really sad. 

Then it happened again on the way back and then there was an 18 wheeler behind me but I kept seeing it as a large teal Japanese looking dragon snout! And I was like trying to get away from it (not speeding though cos I’m a good boy) and then I got back to the house so we r good homies. 

7-19-2025:

AAAAA HENRY ROLLINS MOUTH ISNT SYNCEF WITH HIS VOICE AAAAA

We boutta be smooth sailing

Down the sidewalk

Up the treetops

Through your backyard

(Lyric idea for later)

7-11-2025:

I’m seeing some 3rd dimension serious Buddha-meets-JHVH-1 type shit like dawgity damn

7-8-2025:

In Mario kart 64 there’s an ad for Mario cigarettes which implies there’s a market for ciggies in the mushroom kingdom and also means that Mario endorses smoking cigarettes. Then again he’s a plumber from Brooklyn if I were I’d smoke too. Not that I don’t.

7-6-2025:

The Tattletale Strangler looks like evil Lerry Cucumber

6-27-2025:

Random lyrics I came up with just now:

Rock Sanford’s knife,

Yeah yeah woah wo-oa-oah 

Rock Sanford’s knife,

Yeah yeah woah wo-oa-oah 

Dock planters life

Yeah yeah no no

Dock planters life

6-22-2025:

Made up gibberish dance song lyrics I came up with high:

(In Swedish male monotone accent)

Then evamp nocus 

Uttwil the dampflocus

Be ware enlanse noppus

Uf then tha flamp nockus

(Then in Jamaican female accent sung):

Noc noc noc

Noc ackus (repeat phrase x2)

Flo flo flo

Flo zappis (repeat phrase x2)

6-15-2025:

-Ok like the animation in the Donkey Kong Country animated series is not that bad, yeah they didn’t texture much (season 3 is so bad everything looks like plastic) the movement is alright. Just cos it’s a lil funky don’t mean the show is entirely bad. It’s genuinely funny to me and has a few bangers!

Like the song Absolute Zero from the episode Kong for a Day is FIRE WHY DOES IT GO SO GODDAMN HARD

And then when candy just rejects bluster’s stupid ass in the first episode is great. she just goes ‘REJECTED’ straight up swear down

Also it’s good enough that there was an official DVD run in 2013!

6-12-2025:

-I was reading the description of Call Her Alex on Hulu and I registered Alice Cooper and was like ‘HUH? Where’s Alice cooper in this? I just see some generic instagram lookjing person’

-Oops I’m baked and cooked (won’t elaborate.)

6-11-2025:

-The hardest Childish Gambino bar is easily ‘donde esta la biblioteca’.

-I keep getting pop song choruses stuck in my head then each time I’ve slowly realised none of them were real songs and none of the words were English and were entirely imagined! Like dude I’ve been hearing these songs thinking they’re actually hits despite sound like 70s bossa nova pop or Latin pop

-Like brother THAT SONG EASNT REAL IRS MADE UP. I INVEMTED IT AND YOU DIDNT REALLY HEAR IT. IT MESNT NOTHINGGGG BITCH

6-10-2025:

-man fuck ICE. the only ICE I like is the one that makes those skeeball arcade games.

6-9-2025:

-I’m a hamster in a cage called life. But I have an epic hamster partner to share it with heheeheh

-I finally finished Dude Where’s My Car after 4 tries. First 2 I was baked af. 3rd time I fell asleep. Finally despite being stoned af I made it!!

6-6-2025:

-Dude I’m baked af at my buddies art show and I was texting someone and for a sec my phone got all wide and rectangular and my hands turned into purple cartoon gorilla hands like hector on amazing world of gimble

-Man I’m fuckin Benjamin Franklin in a motherfucking thunderstorm

5-3-2025:

-Whyyyy does my Reese cup packet radiate heat to my middle and ring figner tips!!??? 

-The donkey kong country animated series’s intro is too long. Otherwise it’s cinema! Change me mind!!!

-I saw a leaf but full on hallucinated legs and antennae like a leaf bug and I was in awe then the arms disappeared and I saw it was a normal leaf