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It's 12am and I kept hearing agitated cats near my window. I ignored it for about 5 minutes thinking they'd walk off (they didn't). I then went out to investigate and saw these two idiots squaring up on eachother. I tried to do the good ol pss pss pss to get their attention away from eachother until BANG!!! the orange cat jumped. I had no choice but to end this violence. They both respectfully went on their own way after I escorted them off my property. I never knew my neighbourhood had such horrible gang violence.
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talkbox
they were probably dealing catnip and one of them got jipped on it
stay safe out there 3
Cr66pyp@st4_n_Sl3nd6rvers
sometimes i hear something that sounds like a monkey at night, one time I heard kids laughing before the weird monkey sound
I think you're being haunted by monkeys
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nutsa
This sounds like im witnessing a crime investigation
It's the most hideous of crimes.
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piss dude -.-
y cant we be friends, y cant we be friends :(
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Bella
Of course it’s an orange cat
I wouldn't be surprised if he instigated it in the first place.
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