Pls read if you haven't went outside at all

Lowkey, I'm scared

WHY ARE Y'ALL MAKING POSTS ABT TOUCHING GRASS/GOING OUTSIDE 0_o???? 

Is touching grass dangerous or weird ᯣ_ᯣ...? 

LIKE DAWG INSTEAD OF STAYING INSIDE CAN WE GO TO HOT TOPIC/KEYCHAIN SHOPPING????? (I can't bc I can't kidnap you °^°) 

Wahhhh but please go outside I beg yall ヽ(`д´；)/