Confession #2 - She took my heart...and my Birkenstocks.

My ex-girlfriend cheated on me three weeks after we broke up and was probably already messing around with this other girl while we were still together.

She kept bringing up that girl's name for months and I was too stupidly trusting to see it. Then BOOM she breaks up with me, and immediately I start hearing whispers that they're cuddling, getting all intimate...I confronted the girl and straight up asked why.Β 

Why would she do that ? Why disrespect me like that ?Β 

I told her I didn't tolerate betrayal. But the disrespect didn't stop there. My ex still has my birkenstocks and refuses to give them back.

She lied. She cuddled. She kept the shoes. Poetic, really

Confession heard. Now don't act like you don't have one too.

XOXO


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4Eyedfool

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She took the phrase "walk a mile in someone's shoes" and completely changed the meaning


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Frame her for theft for the Birkenstocks


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