I HATE ROACHES

That’s right, I hate cockroaches; they’re the bane of my existence. Every single little thing about them sets me off, and I’m about to list them off for you.

1: their legs- why do their stupid legs have little spines on them? When they climb on fabric, their legs get stuck to the fibers, and it’s horrible. Plus when they panic on smooth flooring, their pathetic legs can’t grip onto the floor.

2: their body’s- I hate when they flip over. WHY DO THEY LOOK LIKE THAT?!?! They gross me out so much, especially when they die. Their bodies are all dried up and crunchy when you try to pick them up. All I can hear is the crunching of their bodies. I also hate that when you kill them with a shoe or fly swatter, their fluids go flying out of their bodies like a water balloon. Why do some have more fluids then others? 

3: their wings- why do they need to fly? For what purpose? To torment me? To haunt me? Why is it that they have wings yet choose to be in my house? They wouldn’t like it if I went into their house. But of course, these squatters have no house; they invade peoples homes and live there rent free, walking around with entitlement.

4: their sounds- I saw a video where there were hundreds of cockroaches. I’m sure you’ve seen them, but basically they all have this weird plastic type sound that I can’t even describe, and I don’t want to. Now I don’t suggest this, but if you do look it up, please be warned what you hear may be disturbing…

(I could say more, but I’m choosing to limit myself.)

Alright, now I know I might get people defending cockroaches, which I don’t understand who would but okay. Although I hate them, I do feel pity for them. They’re just trying to survive in this huge world and feed their little roach family’s. Plus it’s not their fault they’re so disgusting and gross looking. Anyway, thats enough of my rant. I’m not sure if this is a good blog post, but I just wanted to get it out of my system. Also, this was just funny to talk about. :)