Niko's Dream Journal #5 - "𝒻𝓇𝑒𝒶𝓀𝓎 𝑒𝒹𝒾𝓉𝒾𝑜𝓃/Lesbian Pr0stitute on the Lamb"

It starts when I went back to bed after my alarm went off. I don't remember the dream's build up to this, but I know I was with another person. We were apparently fugitives and we were devising a perfect alibi for a car-crash scene. We wrapped up our car to look like other model, fixed everything to look more incidental, and came up with some sloppy story as to what happened. When the police came we cracked under the pressure and almost immediately started running. It felt like the whole world was chasing after me, even my dog was trying to get me. I somehow got trapped in my own house's front garden, but I managed to hop the gate and run off. 

Next thing I knew it, I was in Japan; standing on the side of road near a drink stand. A well dressed woman comes up to me and asks if I'd like a job. I tell her what I came from but she doesn't seem to mind at all. I'm taken to a hidden building full of scantily dressed women and I find out this is a women's only strip club. This is perfect for me apparently, so I take job. The woman gives me some outfits to try on a tells me that if I really want to work here then I'll need to put up with the competition. A man comes in to see who the new employee is and the woman tells me that this man is one of the club's owners. I remember being annoyed that even this club had a man in power.

The woman took me out to this beautiful outdoor patio area with a bunch of other girls dressed in dark blue uniforms (at this point, the dream shifts focus from a women's strip club to a month long boarding school program). The uniform girls and I go up a set of stairs to a meeting where we get to know each other. We all stand in our own podium with our name on it. One person is selected to go find other person and say their name, and that person then has to go find other person to repeat the cycle with. I was fooling around with some girls next to me and before I knew it the game was over. I never got my podium picked. We then went into the next room to watch a half-hour long video of what was apparently 'the top 30 videos of all time'. This included things such as: Markiplier trying some broken Minecraft mod where he just flew away; A John Maus music video, with his music being described as 'Lisa Simpson on Crack'; and some dog video as the winner. I think we then watched a shortened video at the end with just the videos and no commentary, but I don't remember if I watched it in full because I quickly woke up.

I've had dreams as weird as this recently, but I very often forget them before I can write them. I think the first part of the story can be tied to this short comic I read on twitter where two band members are on the run for killing their frontman. The second part is very likely because of the amount of times I've thought about working at a lesbian bar (not a strip club of course, I couldn't pole dance to save my life). The third and final segment is part of a pattern I've been noticing with my dreams. Ever since I went on school camp I've been having dreams about going to other camps, boarding schools, or generally sleeping far away from home. I have no explanation for the video we watched though.