THE UNIVERSE BEING LOWKEY INCONVENIENT

So like i got exams coming up and i was studying outside yesterday for the first time AND I SUDDENLY GET CALLS AFTER CALLS??? I DIDNT GET A SINGLE CALL THE PAST 2 WEEKS WHERE I WAS COMPLETELY FREE BUT I SIT DOWN FOR ONCE AND GET 8 CALLS???

And it was getting dark outside so i went back in thinking oh i'll just do this again tmrw but it was just so humid today i had to do the lil walk of shame back inside because of the sweat and mosquito bites...and my stomach hurts like usual 😔

This is still better than that time a dog died outside my window and it rotted for around a week or so until they removed it, whole time i thought wow maybe i stink really bad or theres a dead rat under my bed 

Also better than that time a rat climbed on my bed and ate like a little chunk of my hair...wow there are so many things that have happened to me...that are worse than the present YAY OPTIMISM