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HAIII GUYSSSS

at the time of writing this prolly just a paragraph, i’m sitting in the emotional regulation area of my school after sleeping for like 1 hour (BOOMSHACKALACKA IK) but because it’s hella busy i had to sleep in a rather public area (aura draining ik) but when i wake up because someone is slightly loud when opening their bag, i realise CLOWN, THE RICH RICH RICH RICH POPULAR GUY IN MY GRADE WHO IS HOT AS ANYTHING, is sitting right near me, HOLY AURA LOSS. and holy shit this might be post-nap half asleep thoughts but he keeps yawning and sighing and clearing his throat as he’s doing his work and lowk guys WHY AM I GETTING BUTTERFLIES (kidding i’m nawt because like no guy has given be butterflies in i kid you not NINE FUCKING MONTHS) when i hear this MAYUNSSSS voice. it’s sad because he only likes asian girls bruh (rip skown). but anyways onto the more PRESSING MATTER oh my god he keeps making small noises and FREAK MODE ACTIVATED who said that. anyways into the more pressing matter I MIGHTVE SNORED HOPEFULLY NOT.

nevermind gang giggly i guess my mind was swarmed with clown since he was staring at me on the oval, but that ho WAS NOT CLOWN who is right near me. Holy hell i need to GET A GRIP. wasn’t even the same RACE skeevies. bruh fml. anyways i’m going to the city after school today to scout out hair dyes because i’ve been a #cleanbean (okay guys that use of the word bean was ironic so PLEASE laugh at that) and my parents are rewarding me with allowing me to dye my HAIRRRRRRRRRRRRR. And by clean i mean like fruit ninja clean not like shower clean guys i swear i shower.

okay this bitchass is now recording VOICE NOTES for his friends trying to flex on me and the other girl here his plans and how many bitches he has. EWWWWWWW i can’t believe i mistook this wog eshay wannabe for THE clown.