Waxed my left eyebrow wrong so now it's way shorter than the other, but I'd rather have one bad eyebrow than two even if it is assymmetrical. It is only by the grace of god and my 01 felt tip pen that keeps me from surrendering to the sweet siren song of death.

She calls out to me but I refuse to answer, instead I'll draw in the missing part of my eyebrow with a pen that I reserve for paper, and tough out the time it will take for my eyebrows to grow back so I may wax them again. It is only the circle of life for an eyebrow.