Horse

Can i be honest i think being a horse would be the best thing for me, probably not a wild horse i dont think i would survive very long but like a nice spoiled old horse on a farm, to old to do proper work so i just get ridden around the fields every once in a while and i get a nice horse jumper during winter and little kids come in a give me an apple and a sugar cube as a treat. 

Kind of related to this but apples are like my favourite food in the whole wide world and if i could eat like a big bucket of appleslices and oats and maybe some nuts and sugar cubes that would be my dream. 

Also unrelated i wish i was like really tiny so i could hop on large foods and munch on then slowly i would thrive as thumbelina except instead of leaving my house to expore i would just continue living in the little walnut shell. A mouse trys to marry her off to a blind mole with money at one point. Anyways im just trying to avoid working on my english speech because the sheer thought of public speaking makes me want to crawl into a little ball and roll away.