MuStArD 5/30/25

I AM SO TERRIBLY SRY 4 BEING GONE SO LONG

Ive been bedridden, deathly ill, my throat hurt to swallow at first, I wuz having feverish shivers and long sleeps 2 rest it off, my lymph nodes were hella swelling up ALMOST 2 the point where I SHOULD have seen a doctor but I thug that shit out and now Im feeling better... I hope... every time ive said that in the last few days, I get hit with another spell of lightheaded and sleep 4 another 14 hours... BUT KNOCKING ON WOOD!!!

But the the night or so b4 I got sick wuz really fun and worth almost dying tbh. My coworker moved in with me so now I have a new roomate! wuz helping him carry in some of his stuff and he asked me to help with his guns, THIS GUY HAS LIKE 5 hunting rifles or something of the like. They were much lighter than I wuz expecting tbh. but then I wuz taking inventory of stuff my sister left behind and so I went on a delivery mission to deliver catfood to the brothers with the cats, and then some bacon to another coworker, I also got her more tequila bc I finished it last time I wuz over and felt bad... then I wuz over there 4 like 11 hours as we drank and danced the night away into the early morning. And man, its so nice to be drunk into the dawn with someone else actually there, me and her can yap 4evrrr. I might have her do a tattoo 4 me one day bc that is 1 of her side passions.
1 of our best moments from the night was we were both crazy drunk and decided 2 make some coffee, 4 some reason there was a bowl on the counter, so instead of trying 2 find/wash coffee cups, we just let the coffee go into the bowl. We sat on the floor in a ceremonious way and drank the coffee from the bowl while listening 2 Melancholy Hill by the Gorillaz. I will 4evr remember that moment <3

then b4 I left I snuck a taste of her perpetual stew which we came 2 the conclusion of is what made me sick and shes just built different or something, but it didnt taste too bad... but again I WUZ still a little drunk so who knows. 

But yeah, other than that night, Ive been wasting away in bed fighting off my illness and trying my best at work the few days I did have 2 go in (I now have less scheduled days bc its slow szn but trying 2 rizz up my managers to get me trained in other areas)

sry 4 the lack of faces in this 1 :( 2 much sick talk

Still luv ya,

-Mustard <3