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WH4T TH3 FL1PP1NG FR1CT1ONL3SS FR1CTON 1S WRONG W1TH 3V3RYON3?!?!?!

1T’S L1K3 YOU ST4ND ST1LL FOR 0.3 S3CONDS TO M3NT1ON "H3Y, M4YB3 W3 SH0ULD C4R3 4BOUT 34CH 0TH3R JUST 4 T1NY 1NS1GN1F1C4NT SM1DG3N??"

4ND 4LL 4ROUND YOU 1T’S JUST V4CUUM S34L3D 3Y3ROLL1NG 4ND 3MOT1ON4L G4S-L1GHT1NG V4PORS >:[

1 S4Y “WOW, 1T S33MS L1K3 YOU’R3 R34LLY STRUGGL1NG 4ND YOU D3S3RV3 T0 B3 S33N 4ND H34RD.”
4ND SOM3ON3 GO3S “Y34H BUT H4V3 YOU TR13D NOT CRY1NG 4BOUT 1T?”

1’M SORRY, D1D YOU JUST R3SPOND TO MY D1STURB1NG COURT T3ST1MONY W1TH 4 TIKTOK SOUND B1T3 4ND 4 G1F OF 4 CH1CK3N DO1NG YOG4?!?!?!??!??!?

TH3 B4R 1S SO LOW 1T’S H4V1NG T34 1N TH3 MOLT3N COR3 OF 4LT3RN14 W1TH M0L3 PEOPLE

P30PL3 4CT L1K3 3MP4THY 1S 4 N0N-R3N3W4BL3 R3SOURC3, L1K3 1F TH3Y US3 1T TOO MUCH, TH3 UN1V3RS3 W1LL R3PO TH31R N3TFL1X 4CCOUNT >:[

"OH NOOOOO, 1 C4N’T B3 N1C3 TO SOM30N3, 1 M1GHT 3XP3R13NC3 GROWTH 4ND S3LF-4W4R3N3SS :((((( H3LP M3, STR4NG3R ONL1N3, 1’M B31NG CH4LL3NG3D W1TH M1N1M4L H4RMON1C D1SCOMFORT"
B3 FR34K1NG FRU1TFLY-L3V3L 4MUS1NG

1F YOU SHOW SOM3ON3 COMP4SS1ON, YOU’R3 NOT GONN4 SPONT4N30USLY BURST 1NTO 4 P1L3 OF DR4M4T1C MUCUS.
YOU M1GHT ACTU4LLY… D4R3 1 S4Y… H3LP SOM30N3.
H3LP! L1K3! 4 DR4GON! OF! L4W! WOULD! DO!!!

BUT NOOOOOOO, W3’R3 4LL JUST SUPPOS3D TO B3 1RON1C4LLY D3T4CH3D SL4B OF 3DGY M3M3S 4ND UNPROC3SS3D TR4UM4 WR4PP3D 1N SNOTTY P1TY-P4CKS. 1 GU3SS 1’LL GO SCR34M 1NTO 4 JUDG3’S G4V3L >:[

1 M34N DO YOU R34L1Z3 HOW B4D 1T’S GOT???
TH3 L4ST T1M3 1 S4W SOM30N3 COMFORT 4NOTH3R P3RSON, 4 GHOST SH3D 4 T34R, GR4DU4T3D FROM H4UNT1NG SCHOOL, 4ND W3NT TO H3LL OUT OF SH33R R3SP3CT.

L1ST3N, YOU C4RN1V4LOUS COMP4SSION-BL4CKH0L3S >:[
TRY B31NG N1C3.
JUST ONC3.
TRY LOOK1NG 4T 4NOTH3R H4RROW3D SOUL 4ND GO “D4MN, YOU’R3 SUFF3R1NG. L3T M3 N0T B3 4 T4RD1GR4D3 OF 4 M4N4G3M3NT ISSU3 4BOUT 1T.”

1F YOU DONT…
W3LL…

TH3 TONGU3 OF JUST1C3 1S L1CK1NG TH1S CONCR3T3 FOR YOUR T34RS 4S W3 SP34K >:]