5/29/25

Wassup hoes? This is Landri Willis here to spill it with my daily news.

Today was hella busy. I woke up at like 12 (which is kinda early for me...summer is a bummer) but i got my ass right outta bed instead of rotting for an extra hour scrolling through insta. i cleaned, did laundry, yada yada but YALL...

me and my brother looked through our parents things (its fun, whatever) and hoes i found my lost tarot cards AND my tarot booklet. when i tell yall ive been praying for these suckers to return NIGHTLY...i mean it. i lost them almost 2 whole years ago...crazy work, i know. i thought they were lost but no, my mom took them, which sucks but oh well cuz i have em back.

i also stormed through our storage house (abandoned house with our shit inside; being broke asf means free storage) and found so many cute tank tops and other cute shit. i also got 2 new pairs of leggings with animal print waist trim (courtesy of mama)

me and mom also cleaned out my closet and omg there is so much room now! all my clothes were baggy asf and I remember my homegirl peyton coming over and we tried on bikinis and she was like "oh shit girl ur so hot i didnt know you had such fat titties" and i was like "thanks queen <3" so yeah, this summer imma show off my hot body. jailbaiting sounds like a fun hobby.

also got some money from mama and instead of buying a dild0, i bought juicy. i think I made the right financial decision. juicy is love, juicy is life.

bratzilla OUT