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airborne peanut allergies- if you have airborne peanut allergies and you are not otherwise the most charming human alive and so lovable that how could i hate you, i hate you. i hope everyone with airborne peanut allergies is exposed to a peanut on an already crashing airplane but actually dies of anaphylactic shock rather than the plane crash that would kill them anyways. you are inferior to the rest of the human race. you make us look like jokes.
touch peanut allergies- i didn't know the correct term for this, but if you touch a peanut and then die, i just don't understand. like does the peanut just seep into your skin and kill you. what the fuck is that? i mean i guess y'all are fine, but also what even is that?
normal peanut allergies- the people with this allergy are well-adjusted to society. they are fine. if you eat a peanut you die and that is okay. this is like any other food allergy so it is normal. i think these people should get a completely separate diagnosis that involves high-functioning in the title. i actually tend to get along with these people pretty well.
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