General Hospital Review 12/1/21

The Cassidines dine on Noodle Buddah for Thanksgiving. Didn't expect that one coming, Alexis doesn't trust Esme. That is a big shock...NOT. Ned wants to get Valentine out of ELQ and he thinks he can use Drews shares to do it. (eye roll) Carly on the bridge and Britt shows up. I can only hope that Britt pushes her off. But I know that won't happen. Sonny breaks his phone after a call from Cyrus. I still don't care. Monica asks Drew if he saw Sam and Scout. WTH no mention of Liz AGAIN. I hate these writers...really! Sam and Dante sex. It's not Roger sex scenes, (he does sex scenes SO good) Dante kissed her shoulder and I thought of the time Franco bit Nina. THAT was hot. Dante's verson was meh but I'll take it. Monica all open arms with Drew. Why can't she be the same with Austin. He is family to ya know? I wonder now what Drew will think of Austin. Spencer is outraged when Val shows up at Alexis' house for Turkey day...LOL! What the holy hell is this? Carly and Britt are bonding over Jason? Just shoot me now. This is painful!!! BLQ being sincire? No. this is not happening. I don't believe this crappy writing...Mac shows up...with questions about Valentin! I see promise here! Valentin and Spencer argue Alexis is pissed, Ava and Nicolas show up all happy! I am laughing, this is GREAT!!! Brick said the Cassidine Thanksgiving is not boring...LMAO! Ned Olivia scenes suck. More Monica and Drew scenes. I have lost interest. More sex scenes with Dante and Sam. Ava looks amazing as always. Back to the Cassidine dinner, Alexis pissed off says before she opens the door to Victor, who is this Satan? LMAO! Best Cassidine dinner EVER! Sonny tells Spinelli about Jason and Spinelli is in denial. I feel bad for him. His bestie is gone. Stone Cold is Stone Cold for sure now, get OVER it. I did. Carly apologized to Britt. You should YOU signed the damn permission slip you twat!

ohhhh...Valentine pulls a Karen and pressed charges on Chase for assult! Muahhahahhhahhhhaaaaa...I love this! Back to the Cassidine dinner. Oh noes are the look of surprise and shock when Valentin tells everyone that Victor is his daddy! This episode is getting good! LOL! Ned and Olivia made up. I still don't care. I guess Dante is good in bed because Sam asked him to stay the night....booty call! Victor puts his foot down and tells everyone to stop with the in-fighting. GO VICTOR! I like him. Chase is suspended for 6 months! ha ha ha!!!!! Hell yes!!! I guess Drew is gonna stay at the Q's. ok then. whatever writers. Ned tells Drew to watch out for Valentin. Victor tells everyone to behave and become a united front. Spinelli is gonna go cry in his merlot. Carly and Britt are besties now I guess. Again writers this makes NO SENSE to me!!! 

GH you get a C today. Not bad - parts were, some were good, mostly an average episode. I didn't want to turn it off except through the mourning Jason stuff.