I h8 my English teacher

Dude, I fucking swear she’s such a weirdo!! 

She’s lucky she’s a female teacher cuz if a male teacher acted the way she does he’d be fired on the spot. It’s not like she’s a creep or anything like that, she’s just.. parasocial? The bitch follows you around like a desperate ex, and even when you try to be nice about not wanting her near you, she never gets the hint. She can’t read a room either. Everyone will be visibly uncomfortable or just annoyed by her and she won’t get the memo. I could go straight to her face, and say “you’re a weirdo, I don’t like you, piss off.” And somehow she’ll make it sound like a compliment?? Like “oh, weird is cool!!” “I’m so quirky!” … -_- 

She also smiles like art the clown. (Not in a good way, and I love the Terrifier movies) Ya know when he like tilts his head a bit toward his shoulder and smiles? Yeah. She does that. Except instead of art the clown, it’s some middle aged skin and bone English teacher who has the same hairstyle as jojo siwa back in 2015.

Today I managed to get away from her every time she tried to fucking attach her soul to me like some unwanted spirit, but I have her class every single damn day of the week. And it’s only Wednesday! (It’s like 2:30 am rn..) thank god I had an appointment with my councillor during English so I didn’t have to sit through her mind numbing class. But I’m not too sure about tomorrow. I’ll probably bring my mini cd player and nap.