Hello again,
Need to get a habit writing stuff here. It is relaxing. All I do is write nagginly so I would rather do it proper!
I haven't slept much at all, I have a hard time breathing through my nose (not due to covid! I'm tested) so I wake up at like 6 every morning; not that fun I you get home from work at 5AM.
Had a little fun last night. I was all set up to sit back and screen some Tarkovskij in my dungeon. This was cut short though. Just as I got to the title card of "Solaris" I was invited to a night of "good ol' punk records" and homemade burgers.
I had a swell time. We did get time to recount adolescent Black Flag fandom and discuss how great King Crimson are and make Clicheed statements about the narrow-mindedness of punks; we are well-seasoned music fans with broad views. Peppar, peppar...
After a couple of burgers and Tullamores we listened through the last live set our band did. I had not heard it before and it was exciting. I remember my bass tone got compliments but I had not heard myself more sterile. Overall sound was great though with some 80s drums of doom reverb. If we have any diehard fans this would be a treat. Maybe we should get together again, build a wall of sound, and focus on making hippie metal for tapers.
I also got reminded of an embarrassing performance I did. Once I noodled away on a monosynth over your typical garage rockers; today I was offered to become the organist of said garage rockers. I wonder: is a transexual going all Kauro Abe on a Moog really the hip thing? The 60's must be back. Let the punks drop acid!
Now I can keep my pile of synthesizers for another year at least. Gonna finish off with an Idea of Matt's. He told me to rate all my pedals I use. Here we go, in the order of signal-path:
- Wilson Wah-Wah: I have no idea what this is I think it is a clone of a Maestro Wah Wah, I have no idea who has used a Meastro Wah Wah. I only bought it cause it costed as much as a Crybaby 535 and it popped up used. I had heard good things about the Wilson ParaPedal copy. Sounds killer, cops the Wetton wah wah and that's the only thing I want. The pot is way too scratchy currently. Gotta buy lubricant!
- HBE Germania OC44: Oh yeah baby! This is the sound. Treble boosters is my shit. This is what an electric guitar sounds like. It has a switch for more bass (if you play through tweeters idk. No bass! We want the mids!) and a kinda useless pre-rangemaster LPB-1 that sounds fuzzy. I recently put an used carbon-zink battery in it and I feel it made the pedal. Sadly my multimeter is dead so i can't take readings. Fuck tubescreamers! This is what you should get. Use your dang guitar knobs!
- Coron Distortion: It is a Japanese MXR copy and it sounds like distortion. Bob Mould; Randy Rhoads: it's the sound, pair it with some chorus and/or detune for massive walls of shitgaze. Doesn't need much amp cooking to sound sweet either, I thought it was like a boost your Marshall or tiny Fender thing but you could drive a power amp with it (tonally speaking, it's not very loud). Gotta get like a 250 too, nice simple circuit
- Expresso fuzz: It is a Fuzz Face. I like Fuzz Faces, my weird guitar peers don't like them but I think it's a blank canvas for weird playing. I like weird fuzzes too but this just fuzzes and lets you use the all-mighty volume knob. Pair with a floated 6-point strat vibrato for Psyckhedelick madness!
- Dr. Scientist The Elements: Ryan is the man! You could put three of these in a rack and you would have the best amp in the world. It does it all. Just get one, duude!
- Empress Phaser: Great phaser for old school sounds. Does alot of swooshy and wobbly sounds but no craziness (which is good, I can justify more hoarding). I have a "Magnavox" setting for it I like. Also really dig the envelope sounds, been using it a lot cause my QTron hasn't left NYC yet. It is awesome but it reminds me that my guitar sounds are mostly rooted in traditionalism.
- Moog Mini Chorus: Hah! Trodde du ja! Yeah this chorus is not traditional! Well you can get you shitty Gilmour and Police sounds but to me this is Snakefinger in a box. It can get so weird you can just use the modulation for flavour instead of the big effect. A regeneration circuit was an ingenious addition. It says "chorus" but it should say "modulated comb-filtering aparatus"
- Dr. Scientist BitQuest: I skipped this for comedic pacing, sorry. It does many things. I like the ring modulator the most. I got it for the bit crusher but I hate bit crushers on guitar now. I'm not in NIN, what a dated sound. The reverb is amazing (won't hear that from me often) and distorts itself for your corny post-rock moments. The delay is super original too. Way underutilized by me but I always keep it at hand. Should get a second one for my backpack!
- KO Amps Power Booster: The Colorsound Power Booster is a grail pedal to me. It assaults you amp. It is a classic booster pedal but it doesn't sound like that. It can wear out tubes 15 minutes if they are shitty. A-MAZING! Too much bass, too much treble; What more could you ask for? Mids? C'mon!
- Eventide Timefactor: I think these are considered outdated? I've had 2. My favourite delaying device. People often don't like presets but I think delay pedals like this are great and would work for most players. You just gotta get in the 2290 mindset and use it for chorus and LFO:d filters and everything! I used the vintage setting for a bit crusher in an old song before I got a "dedicated" device. Insanity! It has really resonant filters too!
- ADD/MAE Dark Grime Deluxe: This is a Meathead fuzz fucked but an Anderton SVF (that's state-varible filter for you mortals). This is the fuzz you pull out for the nasty-nasties. The nasty filter gets you all the noise rock gigs (I.E. you won't get any gigs). All the treble or all the bass? You can get it! All the tentacle fucking? Abso-fucking-lutely! Best of all? It's pink!
- Eventide Pitchfactor: This is the greatest effect of all time. It takes a terrble guitarist or great bassist (your beloved author) and makes them sound like a thunderstorm, angels, D'n'B synths, even Steven Lukather if you are a pervert. It lets you get those Allman Brothers harmonies or modulate pitch shifted delays all over the place (6 octaves of mother fucking range!). The analog octaver sounds about as terrible as all expensive boss pedals and is the cream on top of your chorus pedal that makes you sound like a white noise onslaught. What's most important though is that it lets me play less.
That's all! Hope to hear from you guys soon!
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the shitter
Awesome! I’m glad you had some good old fashioned punk fun yesterday :)
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