sprite

i love sprite. its not as sweet and energizing as coke, or Pepsi (i prefer pepsi), its not as sunny and bright flavored as fanta, its not as plain as carbonated water. its just perfect. its so perfect, that i have a whole sprite can collection on my top shelf. i have like... lemme count............. 23 CANS! one of them is super tall. i also have one can of Pepsi, one can of Shasta grape

i love sprite. its just so clean and perfect. and green. and its a very popular mixer in alcoholic drinks. like, its everywhere. so cool and awesome. this bad boy is 63 years old, but doesn't look OR taste like it at all. proud of him. VOTE SPRITE FOR PRESIDENT!!