Hey ya'll its been a while since I've posted online and I want to make up for it!!!!(•̀ᴗ•́)و ̑̑
I usually respond to everyone that dms me so it means I meet so many different people online from around the world ≧◔◡◔≦ its pretty fun!!!
I actually met two people that are in my area!!!
BUT one of these people was a older women who does coke,X and other shit on a day to day basis. IK YALL ARE GOING TO SAY WHY DID YOU TALK TO HER BUT LISTEN...yolo(* ̄▽ ̄)d
Anyways, in less then a week this GROWN ASS WOMEN tells me she REALLY likes me and basically wanna bang (´⊙◞⊱◟⊙`) I don't even know whyyy this mf liked me cuz i was being so nonchalant in our convos. I WASN'T EVEN BEING THAT NICE (ಠ_ಠ)
It had the same vibe as you making small talk with a co-worker you see all the time. And then she was confused on why I didn't trust her, i had to list the reason out to her...
1. Drug addict
2. Pushing 30
3. Weird ass account with very little activity
4. Broke ass shit
5. Talking to a 19 year old
6. No car
7. I don't need to keep going
AND THEN SHE GOT MAD AND STARTED ANGRY DRINKING CUZ I CALLED HER A WEIRDO (this happen in the dms) after a bit of back and forth I blocked her cus I am NOT arguing with a old ass mf.... a ugly one at that.
Lesson of the Day: Only talk to cougars with money
EDIT: If yall want me to give more details about this situation or talk about other weirdos i def can.. i have stories to tell.
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randy butternubs
BRO ISTG DID YOU FIND MY MOM
this lowkey sounds like smth she would do and you described her exactly
Livi !!
This is why Im scared to post or speak to people on here ಠ_ಠ
𝕳𝖔𝖙𝖙𝖔𝖕𝖎𝖈 𝖂𝖆𝖓𝖓𝖆𝖇𝖊 (layout not mobile friendly sry)
girl why dodn't u block sooner
*didn't
by 𝕳𝖔𝖙𝖙𝖔𝖕𝖎𝖈 𝖂𝖆𝖓𝖓𝖆𝖇𝖊 (layout not mobile friendly sry); ; Report
Nyx
I kinda need this woman in my bloodstream... (RAHHHH)
akin
literally what the hell do they think
Mystic
wow, goodness and gracious.
This is actually very funny (NOT TO BE MEAN) cause like....talk about being down and bad.
𝔪𝔬𝔯𝔤𝔞𝔫!
that’s actually so real bro
carmilla
Broke, no car, and a druggie, her ass needs to go to rehab instead of spacehey

✡ Aelin ✡
this why i never put pictures of myself on my profile people see it as an invitation to try and shoot their shot 3
something2
All im taking from this is talk to druggie cougars that are rich only rich
☣𝔑𝔞𝔥𝔢𝔪𝔞☣
I remember a funny moment when some guy out of the blue wrote "do you want me to send you a dick?" naturally I started to get indignant and explain that I don't need it. and he asked me "are you a lesbian?" he drew conclusions all because I didn't want to look at his dick
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Mr.Shikiomi!1!1
What the hell wrong with her
Mortis mentioned
by secretaryofstate; ; Report
I LOVE MORTIS
by Mr.Shikiomi!1!1; ; Report
I LOVE MORTIS
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mal xoxo
well give her an A for effort…idk about anything else..

Charlotte
I can't imagine these ppl are functioning adults irl too
Niko
thats crazy lmao. ive only met chill people on here
j
‘But listen: Yolo’ SO REAL

mikey
grown ass woman btw LMAO
mikey way pfp is real
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Bikolyn
next level crackhead type shi
ApolloNaise
Yo? What da helllllll
Honestly would have blocked right away like- that grown ass woman is not your responsibility man >-< sorry you had to deal with that!!!
AGREED
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niwiwo
what a weirdo