TW!! weird ass topic

okay to start things off with why and how i think piss is THEORETICALLY soda is because if you piss fast enough carbonation occurs, just like in soda..!! plus the bubbles do die out with a sizzling noise so technically it is carbonated and since it has flavoring, its considered soda...use your brain! i do have a question tho, would heating up the piss purify it or using a purifier will separate the water (since most of our body is made of water) from the piss, free carbonated water!! nile red should try this