dude i swear i am an alien

okay so what the freak am i doing theorizing myself after showering and watching benoftheweek.

okay whatever, so i have a picture of me when i was like one and i was like red and had black orb eyes so thats one thing

over my childhood i was also really into aliens and space.. i missed the mothership i guess?? like i would swear id see aliens all the time too.

ADDING TO WATCHING STARS. the other year i was walking at night and i looked up and i saw like the cat bus guy from my neighbour totoro except it was a wrinkly bug and it was like a subway and it came out of this like dimension portal that looked like a puddle and travelled into another one after majestically flying around.. nobody believed me 💔

one time i also had a dream where my house was in the roblox day void but like the shiny one that was in adopt me and i was in my house playing hide n seek with aliens in little mini ufos outside the windows AND I WON YUH

also now some of my fav songs and albums have aliens in them.. like hesitant alien.. subterranean homesick alien.. ALIENS EXIST.. 

this aint no coincidence no way bro

very similar situations with vampires but thats a whole other story..