Random things for my new Harry Potter/Jurassic Park fic!

Just some random ideas for my fic Harry Murphy and the Second Dawn of the Dinosaurs. Some of this was stuff me and my mom came up with lol. She is invested in this fic.

Harry can only talk parseltongue to certain dinosaurs that have enough snake DNA. He can't talk to most of them

Harry adopts a compy

compy's are SUPER dumb, like the birds from Finding Nemo

Ian Malcolm is a good dad, it's just hard being a single dad most the time

Ian has full custody of Kelly and gets his other kids on holidays and some weekends

Dr. Henry Wu is sassy af

Dr. Wu and non crazy Voldemort have similar personalities

Dr. Wu is a short king and no one (Certainly not an animated Netflix series, looking at you Camp Cretaceous) will take that away from me

If Jurassic Park had been made today, Ian would have totally been canonically bi (Ian/Ellie/Alan for the win)

Harry thinks Dumbledore's amortentia theory, regarding Voldemort, is stupid because Dr. Wu is similar so he knows some people are just born like that

Voldemort has ASPD that was handled in the worst way possible (I will die on this hill)

Dr. Wu is a squib

Crack ship Voldemort/Henry Wu (It'll make sense I promise)

John Hammond doing stupid rich people shit

if Dumbledore and Hammond ever met they would think the other is lying the entire time

Hammond does not understand magic what-so-ever despite employing magical people and having a magical grandson (Harry)

Dr. "This thing we're doing is illegal in most places, but this other thing we're doing is completely illegal everywhere" Wu

Henry Wu and Voldemort are both secretly ABBA fans because I said so

Ian, Ellie, and Alan are parental figures

Wu just wants to do his science and Voldemort just wants to do his magic. Neither care about thee consequences

Wu and Voldemort unintentionally causing chaos (IT'S FOR SCIENCE/MAGIC) and they do not give af

Voldemort only did all that because of restrictive magic regulations and the only people willing to fight were the purebloods. He only actually started believing the pureblood supremacy crap after he went completely insane.

British wix are dramatic af