HELLLOOOOOOOO

its been a while!!!1!

God i dont know what to type

im so done with sckewl it makes me wanna explode

i need more bat plushies but theyre SO EXPENSIVE its criminal

i need more little guys

oughhhgghghh little itty bitty bats

they go flap flap flap flap

wee

i been pondering my orb recently

the orb tells me to go to the woods and never come back

i listen to the orb but i always return to socitey, for the wind calls me to my duties (school, work, stupid.)

for now i just be pondering my orb and listeningt o metal

i am a fucking wizard..,.,.,.

i cast fix my grades

(spell backfired, - 500 health.)

im craving 100 dollars and a smoothie

i need a mango smoothie

who ever is reading this rn, i want you to imagine a mexican free tailed bat in front of a keyboard struggling to type bc its so small

thats me

actually /srs /true /ong

i like to think in a past life i was a mortician in the navy

with a PHAT ASS 

and id be a beautiful twunk

i feel like that one part of besitos by PTV 

2:30

like that one line

this is so stuypid

i take it back guys im so locked in id never fold

NEVER. STOP. BETTING.

most gamblers quit before they hit the big win

im craving a beer

 i dont even LIKE beer 

and the taste of it is so nasty

but im craving that nasty

the flavour of the shit water with bubbles

beer enjoyers when you tell them you like your carbonated sewer water in a can instead of on tap:

i had a shcool burrito

the slop was so bad an dnow i have acid reflux

i wish i was a teen in 1791 or something

i could meet brad pitt and tom cruise and not have to do US history that DIDNT EVEN HAPPEN YET

ok i gotta go bye bell rnag