Day 1 no AirPods

I need to listen to music.... argggggggggggggggg..... i'm so worried about my children, this LOSER commuted with them then the signal got lost and i dont know where they are it's been 2:30 hours?? bro why did my airpods have to end up in the hands of some thief who cant even use them instead of a noble gentleman who'll just give me back my fucking airpods??