the insane shit the kids my age do (WE'RE IN 9TH GRADE BTW :( )

today I was at lunch and some girl came up to our table and said "u guys wanna know what's in this spoon? and she pulled out a plastic spoon with a shitload of white powder in it

and my friend was like "uh... sure?.."

and the girl replied with: "cocaine"  :)"

before the girl could eat it, my friend grabbed the spoon, and spilled the cocaine all over the floor.

keep mind that the same exact girl was caught T0UCH!NG herself IN THE GIRLS TOILET :(

my friend even saw a senior couple go inside to get freaky in there 

AND ITS ALWAYS THE LADIES RESTROOM TOO.

SEE? this I exactly the type of shit that makes me want to do homeschool

these bitches be calling you unhealthy because they saw you pull out a pack of chips, while they have strawberry flavoured lungs like I don't think that's your biggest priority bud

and the boys? future rapists in the making.

I saw some poor girl walking to lunch and some guy slapped her on the thigh and then pretended it wasn't him

and I also saw some dwarf who likes hentai call my friends legs "se#y"

NOT COOL.

idk why the boys at my school find so appealing about feet like please go touch some grass

they're also really homophobic, but ALWAYS act gay. really gay. really REALLY gay.

I saw some guy groping his friends d1#k during art class :(

and some guy after class saying "mmm. *insert guys name*... I wannntttt youuuu..... I want to su#k ur d1##~~~"

WHAT THE FUCK???

and the girls ALWAYS talk behind each others backs

like please, we get it. ur own life isn't interesting enough.

and they always talk bad about the NORMAL kids too

like, there's a rumour I vandalized the school bathroom JUST because the handwriting looks similar to mine 

and THE GIRL SAYING THAT, IS THE MEAN GIRL WHO LAYERS 14632178 LAYERS OF LIPPES ON HER LIPS, AND SPILLS THE TEA INFRONT OF THE FAKE INGRDIENTS

and they're always uglier than the girl they spread lies about  😭

I got called ugly by a girl who is a WALKING OBESE GORRILA with the worst messy bun in existence :/

yeah

I should consider homeschool.