I have a theory that almost every male teacher is either a pede0ph1le, gay, or both

before you get all up in my face, here's why...

last year in eighth grade, there was this really weird teacher, lets call him Mr Nate. he would always talk to his female students in a weird way, look at them weirdly, and would kind of grope them while helping them with a problem. thank GOD I was never in any of his classes or middle school would have been even more unenjoyable. he looked at me weirdly once, but that's it.

at a hangout last year, some dude found his insta, he sent the link to his friends, and they sent it to their friends and girlfriends, and eventually, everyone had the link

and ALL of his pics were of him and a female teacher, most pics were of them hugging, who I'm going to call, Ms Natalie

there was even a pic of them on a CAFE DATE

the disturbing bit?: this teacher was already in a relationship with someone else, that's at least what I heard.

we also found his TikTok, but it was on private. but later once we went to high school, he made his account public, thinking he was safe

DISCLAMER: we STILL hadn't forgotten about his accounts

we're ALL about finding our teachers and classmates social medias. we found the principals TikTok a few months ago, I still remember his user too, but he deleted his account. oh well.

at least they don't know MY user, or id get cyberbullied like crazy.

so my friend went through Mr Nate's follows, and she found out that he was following an account where a girl was posting n@ked pics of herself

ick.

but yeah, that's all the news about Mr Nate that I got my hands on.

now here's the gay part. before you start bashing me even more, I am NOT using gay as a bad term, I'm not homophobic.

I have this Irish ela teacher, who im going to call Mr Jeff.

there's another teacher in the grade above us who teaches Math, who's also Irish, who I don't know the name of, so im going to call him Jersey guy (he has multiple football jerseys hung up in the walls of his classroom)

Jersey guy is ALWAYS acting weirdly zesty to Mr Jeff, and Mr Jeff's face always goes red every time they talk

need I say more??? yes as you can tell, im highly invested in the school gossip mill.

but tbh, this makes Jersey guy really problematic. bc Jersey guy HAS A WIFE AND CHILDREN

dun dun duuuunnnnn

and not only that, but Mr Jersey finds his daughter ATTRACTIVE.

IS DAUGHTER IS 9.

9 YEARS OLD.

I really hope I don't get Jersey guy as a Math teacher next year, or im going to go insane.

but yeah, here's something: Nicole from co09 was lwk right. why would a male choose to be a teacher if the pay is shitty? if they like teaching, they have lots of job fields to pick from, so why not a university? because a school is the only place where they can be surrounded by minors 24/7.

BOOM.