my friends are cooked

BRO. My friend was standing by the teacher, and near the teachers desk there was another table with an already pulled out chair. Friend A grabbed friend B like he was hugging him from the back and then proceeded to say (in a normal speaking voice about 2 feet from the teachers ear btw.) "you're gonna get penetrated" and then proceeded to BODY SLAM HIM into previously mentioned chair. I've never laughed so hard in my life. He got sent to the office.