Getting notifications on blogs suck...

This isn't directed. Just thought I'd mention that.

I have a semi popular blog post. I hate having that semi popular blog post. I get a notification every time I get a comment on that post. Including duplicates.
I hate getting multiple notifications for what's basically the same comment. I hate having to also remove duplicate comments, because people spam the add comment button and don't wait for their internet to catch up.

Please, let me turn off notifications on select posts. I hate it.