Deep Thoughts by (Not) Jack Handey

"Did the chicken or the egg come first" NO. DID THE EARTH OR THE WATER COME FIRST. RIDDLER ME THAT ONE BUSTER. OR DID THE SHIT OR THE FART COME FIRST. HUH??? YEAH. THATS WHAT I THOUGHT. 

This has been Deep Thoughts by (Not) Jack Handey.

This is why I have no friends.