I try to play Jason foreskin BUT MAFIOSO DEALS MORE DAMAGE

I can't take it anymore. I'm sick of Mafioso. I try to play Jason. My Mafioso deals more damage. I try to play Hitbox accurate Jason. My Mafioso deals more damage. I try to play Barber Jason. My Mafioso deals more damage. I want to play Retro Jason. My Mafioso deals more damage. I want to play Combat initiation, Vanity Jason - My Mafioso deals more damage. He grabs me by the throat. I kill for him. I sever wipe for him. I target Elliot's for him. He isn't satisfied. I buy bunny for him. "I don't need this much furrball's" He tells me. "Give me more field time." He grabs Two time and kills them before they become LMS. "You just need to shift lock more. I can do more sever wipes with noobs." I can't find a server with noobs, He grabs my neck. He says "Goons, get them." There is no hint of sadness in his eyes. Nothing but pure, Burning I and Slowness III application. What a cruel world.