updated self intro.

Aprox reading time: 3 mins

Hello, and welcome to my self-intro, except its updated :3

I might do this every once in a while bcs I quite enjoy introducing myself online.

My name is auggie, an autistic little chaos demon. I have anxiety and C-PTSD, getting diagnosed for ADHD soon, though. I use he/him and they/them pronouns. I prefer he, but some days I feel more androgynous than others.

I enjoy many things, as my brain likes following the dopamine in search for my next high. I've most recently developed an obsession with the Pixar movie Luca, and I am a firm believer in Alberto being the biggest queer icon known to exist. I also love Harry from descendants, because he's the fruitiest fucking pirate. He's such a diva. [read with complete deadpan]

Due to my misfortune of being autistic, I'm a very blunt, flat person. Online I seem like a super happy puppy dog that probably says 'UwU', but I'm actually a raging feminist that drinks too much bubblr. I am not excited at all. I am in fact, a people pleaser that couldn't care less for anybody's feelings other than my mother's and my darling girlfriend's.

(that was mostly a joke . . . I do care abt ppl sometimes, I just find it hard to relate to them or express sympathy and empathy).

As mentioned above, I do have a girlfriend, and she is the most beautiful creature on the planet. She's my wife, trust :)

I unironically bite things, and it's a problem . . . I put a lot of things in my mouth that I'm not supposed to. For example, whilst walking around my childhood park (which they redid, those whores), I found a flower and ate it. There were no bugs, though. I think.

I have an obsession with Legos and climbing on things that could probably get me killed, but what the hell. You only live once. I do witchcraft, and am specifically a hellenic polytheist. I believe that's the term. (Don't ask me if I worship Satan, cause I'll fucking block you.)

I love religious studies and listening to people's stories that come with their beliefs, so feel free to tell me about them, I find them very interesting.

Big supporter of Palestine. Everyone deserves to be free and live a life of peace.

Likes :) (not a full list lolol)

Witchcraft, skateboarding, anime, psychology, religious studies, sociology, Legos, stickers, cats, frogs, Miku, Percy Jackson (I do not tolerate Jason slander), Kuromi, hello kitty, drawing, manga, reading, ducks, Pokémon (my favourites are jirachi and mimikyu), Luca, white monster, alternative fashion, fishnet tights, volleyball, mushrooms, crystals, hiking, climbing, ice skating, stars, the moon, fingerless gloves, Kandi, Hamilton, CDs, rock, J-pop/rock, music in general, electric guitar, drums, rain

Dislikes

pain TwT, mean people, people who are just intolerant of diversity, trump supporters (trumpets, gtfo), people sexualising children, OLD WHITE MEN taking women's (or anyone with a uteris) rights away.

DNI

I'm lazy so I just copy and pasted most of it lolol since it's the same around most ppl

homophobic, transphobic, xenophobic, islamophobic, misogynistic, racist, sexist, ableist, discrimination, etc. Invalidates A person's pronouns/gender/identity. Pedophiles, sexualising minors, jokes about rape, etc.

ppl who hate on others just cause of their religion

wilbersoot supporters. just no.

Pro blue lives matter. like wtf.

saying slurs you can't reclaim

being disrespectful to ANY part of the queer community. That includes biphobia, panphobia, acephobia, and unfortunately way too many to list.

nazi supporter. do I even have to explain myself?

saying the r slur in general. no thank you.

if you fetishise queer people.

romantisising problematic things (SH, abuse, rape, etc)

shipping irl ppl. unless it's bad politicians as a joke. then it's kinda funny sometimes.

hating on ppl just for no valid reason.