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- HAIII GUYSSSS,
- UGH i saw the guy who lowk destroyed me today in the hallway, so like, i did fawn a bit iykwim. for the WHOLE of lunch i was just thinking “SMASHHHHH” because he IS the founder and creator of Skeever’s type, he:
- is a nerd
- tall
- shy
- AMAZING VOICE AWOOGA LIKE GYATT DAYUM AAAAAAAA
- HOLY ADAMS APPLE
- those hands are SO BONY
- HE CODES HOLY JESUS
- has pronounced canine teeth
- he stayed on call with me when i was REALLY REALLY SICK and he made sure i was ok and got sleep and stuff
- he stayedr on call with me until 3am listening to me sleep as to not wake me with the hang up sound
- etc etc
- now, you might be thinking “Hey Skeev, if you like coffee (code name) so much why dont you tap that” and hunny, I WOULD. I SOSSOSOSOOSOSO would CLIMB THAT LITTLE NERD AS IF HE WAS A TREE, AND I, AND ADVENTEROUS DAMSEL LOOKING FOR ESCAPE AMONGST A MOSAIC OF OAKEN BRANCHES, buttttt, i cant :(. for good reason tho !! the cons are as follows:
- hes so chopped it looked like i was doing charity work
- whenever id mention the word “femboy” he would produce a magnificent femboy whimpering audio (maybe thats a good thing iykwimLMFAOOOjkjkjkjk maybe)
- his nose looked like a vacuum <\3
- im PRETTY sure he gooned to YAOI (we have a skittle in disguise yall)
- uhm uhmm uhm uhmm
- guys help im trying think of reasons so i can get over him
- uhm uhmm uhm
- you guys give me reason make ts up
- reasons !!
- he mightve been gay (as stated previously)
- was probably a closeted femboy (used to do whimper audios for nitro i think)
- and he lowk ruined my life (forgot to mention that ehm bee)
- BUT YES !! SOME MORE TEA IS THAT MY FRIEND WALTER (she’s a girl it’s her code name) broke up with her nonchalant ahh bf and is now getting with this ranga chuzz. RANGA CHUZZ like i ACTUALLY get that she’s wanna break up with her nonchalant ahh bf but she’s now getting with the goofy ahh ginger chuzz [codename crazy] that molests my homeboys and is into ENTREPRENEURING.
- Genuinely being sent into a cardiac arrest rn hes actually fucking stupid
- BUT THATS ALL THE TEA FOR THIS BLOG POST !!
- as always, lots and lots and lots of love, skeever xoxo
- [also how to yall like the layout :3]
TEA TIME [ft. nerd chuzz]☕︎࿔*:･
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val
what did the chuzz do to ruin your life…
the inside scoop blog entry coming soon 𓁹‿𓁹
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viktor
for somebody that insults me about "self projecting" you really do prove my point.
repeat the point pls !! You had a lot so I deemed all of them as useless
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personality matters, and height doesn't matter were your two points, which you readily discarded in your blog.
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looks dont define a man, but hey if its a pretty face its a plus ykwim
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Looks define your first impression of a man 🤷
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i treat everyone with respect broski
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you treat everyone with respect, but you pursue the ones who are more attractive
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Attractiveness isnt just physical !! Its also heavily energy based for me
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energy...
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EN-ER-GY, Noun:
The feeling or atmosphere a place, person, or situation evokes, often associated with emotional or intangible qualities.
SYNONYMS: Vibe, aura, vibrations, nature, qi
HOPE THIS HELPS :3
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Did you like his inner light?
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did i stutter ho ?
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and i dont rlly like the use of "inner light" because its just not a fitting label for what im trying to express, I liked the vibe he gave off with the immense confidence yet playfulness in his every day stance and how he respectfully yet fondly interected with his hbs and how he smiled etc etc etc
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crazy
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ikr #needthat
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