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๐Ÿ”” I'M BACK BYATCHES ๐Ÿ””

The Return of the ะ‘ะพั€ะธั

Do you remember the mid 2000s? When MySpace reigned supreme. Yup. Posting backgrounds, songs, ramblings...

Hi - I'm Boris, a guy from Serbia who just recently discovered this godforsaken site. God... I wish I never found about it. Now my friend got even more obsessed with it than I did. Check her out, she's a cool gal:ย https://spacehey.com/nobody

At the time of writing, it's nearly an end to 2020. Thank god! A lot of bad things happened this year. Not just to me - but to everyone. Who wouldn't want it to end?

Shut up, Borz!

Yes, it might seem like I'm talking to myself. Which, besides doing it every day out loud, may sound like a good idea for everyone. We all do eventually, especially during these hardships. Namely - Borz is one of my alter egos - a Barbarian Orc. He loves all stuff medieval fantasy. And he's lusting for an Argonian Maid. If you've played RPGs, you're probably familiar with it... he also gets to be gangbanged by an angry mob of villagers if he attacks a chicken in the town of Riverwood.
What I'm planning to do is to write some Borz blogs in the form of diaries from his adventures, just for laughs.

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I'll mainly be using this site for my ramblings on pretty much anything. So feel to tune in, comment on 'em, joke on 'em or say pretty much anything you'd like. Rock on, dude!


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Taterinx

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Really gotta remind me how unfortunate I was to be a 2002 baby, I only wish I could remember and engage in y2k culture at its prime


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xXxBorzTheSmasher69xXx

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True... back then we didn't have to worry about likes and who hated our comments. You couldn't respond to a specific comment. God darn it


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Do you guys believe 'liking' and 'reacting' got into my muscle memory? I keep wanting to like your comments hahhaha the new internet will end us all


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L1N05HK4

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I'm trying to find my lusty argonian maid too, so we'll probably fight over her. Pakao people rise up! Glad that we can sperg in here like the good ole days!


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