Cabinet Man.

Cabinet man oh cabinet man, please remove yourself from my cabinet and give me back my hinges for the door hangs loose. 

Cabinet man oh cabinet man, may you never see aluminum oxide nor stainless steel again lest you eat it. 

Cabinet man oh cabinet man, give me back the function of my doors for I miss the squeek like the squeek of a mice in my rice. 

Cabinet man oh cabinet man leave my cabinets at once before you regurgitate the half digested screws to your larvae. 

oh no 

oh no no

 drawer man.