I'M NEW TO DIS BRO!!! YOU DIGGIN' IN ME!!

Oh shit the hyperlink's in the sink! Found out about this place from a friend of mine, shit is 'nanas man. Anyway, I'm hyperlink, cause I'm hyper and smoke links (frankfurters in the Germanic sense). Not to be confused with my super evil counterpart "linkrot," that guy kinda fruity ngl. Honestly, not sure what else to put here, so here's some advice. If you choke the fuck out of a midget, a super cool high tech voice box will pop out and they will suddenly begin sounding like Alvin and the Chipmunks. Just don't let anyone see you, because society just won't understand scientific experiments! Hate to fucking squee it man...