reviewing random things- new switch update

(if the writing is bad, im sorry its like 1.50 am rn)
theres a new switch update; idk what its about, probably switch 2 tho so lets go
I'm in settings and i click system update and now its updating 😎(i mean what else did you expect to happen?). my switch had to restart yk, for the update now lets see whats new.. woww theres a lot more options at the bottom just beneath the games.

-news icon has turned green?
-eshop logo has changed to a red colour
-GAMESHARE IS A THING?? not like i have anybody to share my games with loll
-controllers has a seperate icon instead of just being in settings
-virtual game cards? the hell is that? no i didn't watch the nintendo direct, i have a life (not really)

well. i dont like it. I hate it. i was fine with the simple design it had before (i didnt even really like that much. nintendo needs to go back to having a silly childish look imo) but now the options are overwhelming.. were they really necessary? and the colour changes? why?? Eshop was fine orange!

lets see what game share is all about then..
thats some right bullshit.
nobody that i know irl (or even not irl) will buy a switch 2 because its so much more expensive.. FOR NO REASON! its like a couple inches bigger and has different joycons.. big deal.

ok now virtual gamecards?
i.. do not understand. whatsoever
why cant this just be simple?? yk, for casual gamers? or do they just not exist now??

in conclusion: nintendo is taking the piss and switch 2 is gonna fail.
 sega 🔛🔝