reviewing random things- hatsune miku project mirai (jp)

yes, you read the title. im gonna review some japanese hatsune miku game for the 3ds. why? i'm  bored.

so opening it up, I'm displayed with a question.. in japanese.. a language I don't speak. probably what i get for downloading a japanese game, huh? (there's european and north american versions of this game too if you wanna play it) im given the option of A button or B button, so i click B
now im on the starting screen, i tap my bottom screen and im met with a silly little 3D miku! some more japanese text comes up so i just press A... and i have no clue whats going on on the bottom screen but thats ok because top screen= miku! there's this flashing thing with an X so i click the X button, duh, and now i have even less understanding of whats going on.. differently coloured boxes with different options, all unreadable to me so i click B hoping it will take me back to where i was a minute ago and it worked. In the corner of the bottom screen theres a camera icon next to the letters 'L/R' so i assume its referring to those thingys, ya know? at the back of the console? so i click both at the same time and..! (drumroll please)  uh.. nothing. nothing happened at all. but thats all alright because silly 3d hatsune mi- OH MY GOD SHE'S WALKING TOWARDS THE SCREEN WHY IS IT THIS SCARY-! ....oh. she just tapped on the screen.. probably because im not doing anything. wish she could mind her own business 🙄. i click back on X, and select the red option idk. it takes me to song selection! i understand now! well a bit.. it actually seems some of these songs have been played already with ranks Bs and Cs (yeah i know i must be great huh?) and somehow I have no recollection of actually playing them.No, I'm not bothered to play one so if you wanted to see what i have to say about the actual game, you can get lost, this is my blog. i do what i want. I click b and go back to that colourful select screen and just tap random things because its my game, my console and also my time. i click on the green thing and i can dress her up (pretty cool feature) but i haven't unlocked anything to put on her so i guess shes just saying in that normal tie, shirt and skirt combo, which looks horrid in my opinion but who even cares about my opinion at this point? you came for the game, not me.. dang im really bad at writing this. anyway who cares? On the yellow option i need some sort of AR card.. so obviously i look up a picture of one and put it in front of the camera; does not work (just my luck,life is rough..💔). Fine, onto the next thing then, orange option. i think you're supposed to listen to the music you've cleared here..? how would i know? i click A on a song and wha..? the music and music video is playing on the top screen but i'm not even sure whats going on the bottom screen. let me just leave. how do i leave. HOW DO I LEAVE THIS GOD FORBIDDEN GAME IM DONE WITH IT NOTHING MAKES SENSE AND THATS TOTALLY THE GAMES FAULT AND NOT MINE! LET ME GO! THI IS RANSOMWARE! WHAT IS GOING ON. i knew it. i knew that blue haired girl was suspicious, shes insane! she wants me to suffer. oh and then i remembered the home button was a thing and left.

i am now very confused and im pretty sure i have brain damage..

ALSO TY FOR READING THIS?? WHY WOULD YOU EVEN WANT TO??
 

edit: the game is still good though.. i think. please dont take anything i say to heart, i wasnt sure what i was doing half the time anyway