[SNL] 5/3/25

FIRST LIVE EPISODE IN A BIT!!

oh god not another trump sketch. “make girlfriend young again” BOOOO BOOOOOOOOOOO LEAVE LEAVE BOOO GET OFF THE STAGE!!!!! im typing this in real time as i watch and this is going on for way too long. its been 5 minutes of the same bit and im DONE OHHH MY GAWD.

thank god its over okay. i always love this intro. i love the more concise intros a bit more though. quinta brunson!!!!!!! so cool so awesome,, not an outrageous fan of her’s but shes super funny!!!! 

BILL AND TED REFERENCE BILL AND TED REFERENCE!!!!! I LOVE BILL AND TED! wow ok wow ok,, ok i take back my complement about last week’s coffee shop sketch. this leadership management sketch is the same exact sketch. quinta brunson is VERY funny though. the car sketch was so ass i cant lie. get off my screen. 100 MEN V 1 GORILLA HOLY SHIT??? 

i hate benson boone so im clocking out. dumb ass backflipping high waisted pants sparkly glittery ass man… get off my stage bro.. thank you

lets see if weekend update can save this update. yes jd vance killed the pope joke!!! YES!! someone get colin jost his 30 dolls or i think he might kill someone. please oh god i feel threatened. and i like micheal che a lot as a weekend update host!!!!!! he gives a very chevy chase like quality. oh god colin not the dolls again. someone get this guy hus dolls i feel like he might shoot me. “hey government! no.” i dislike it when weekend update laugh im sorry… the whole point is to be deadpan and sarcastic. shut uo shUT UO SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP!!!! GET THE FUCK OUT BENSON BOONE GET OUT GET OUT!!!

the bit of going to an aa meeting just to get good coke spots is VERY funny icl. they defo stretched it out though. booo BOOO!!!

BENSON BOONE GET OFF THE FUCKING STAAAAAGE I HATE YOOUUUUU AAAHHHHHH AAHH AAAAAHHHHH I HAGE THIS GUY AAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! that backflip was so awkward im giggling,,,

blablabla sports skit blablabla shut up please be quiet im gonna crash out. OH MY FUCKING GOD DID JERRY GET BRAIN DAMAGE???????? nvm this sketch is fire i judged to early… i am typing all of this as i watch bro. WOW OH GOD HE DIED WOW

and its done.. 💔💔💔💔💔💔 goodbye loyal gang i will see you all when i escape lorne michaels’ basement 🥀

see you next week with walton goggins and arcade party i think idk im too sleepy to fheck