I honestly wish... (MARGA BOREDOM EPISODE LOL)

...that I could become a black cat whenever I want to, in a witchy way. 

"Why so specific? Where's this coming from" Nothing bro I just think black cats are dead kewl. Like I want one and I want to turn into one when I'm mad bored lol.

I want to just morph into the shadows as a creepy black cat whenever someone bothers me. I could fit onto small spaces too, crawl to really tight gaps and climb onto someones roof. I'd get the best sleep ever too, hell I could just sleep all day if I want to. You know that thing that cats do when they're bothered? Like their fur stands up and their back goes higher? yeah, I want to do that. Like with my hair would stand up like a cat whenever it's an uncomfortable situation I'm in that I can't get out of. And that funny thing cats do when they don't want to be touched, like they dodge your hand right away is so funny I do that too. Or maybe this is all just an excuse to get the hell away from people-