TUTORIAL ON SWAG 2025🤑🤑🤑🤑

Superkewl tut on how to have swag and be superkewl in the big 2025

(Caution readers: This tutorial is TOTALLY scientifically proved and highers your chances of being perceived by other people as SWAG and KEWL on about 204%!! Unfortunately it has also been scientifically proven that noone should take this tutorial seriously, so please dont Im just writing for fun)

1. Wear eyeliner

No concealer 

No blush

ONLY eyeliner will make you have the ultimate alpha-eyes. Ofc yall can use concealer and blush and stuff like that but eyeliner is the goat.

2. Summon a cd-player and posses over it (or just buy one ig >:<

Go to a sec hand shop and buy a stack of 50 cds for 2,50 (real story btw), make a huge list of songs THAT SHARE ONE SPECIFIC VIBE. DO NOT USE A BUNCH OF RANDOM SONGS YOU HAPPEN TO LIKE. 

Burn the cds on your computer or if your newgen ass doesnt have a computer thats able to burn and play cds then buy a cd-burner or what its called off amazon. They got one, I promise. What you should NOT buy off amazon are those scammer ah recordable cds that cost 10 for a stack of ten. That is complete scam, buy of ebay or in thrifts.

Also if you decided to not summon one please dont buy those overprized cd players that work flawlessly, go to a flea marketa and buy a smaller one that often bugs, but we dont care abt that, buy the silver cd players for five.

 3. Write in your diary in your own gibberish language

Dont be like „Today I went to go to the grocery store to buy me a can of soda and some chips“. That sounds boring and yk it.

Be like „Today I went to the money woof market and bought a sparkly drink and crispies“. That sounds more fun. Yk what I dont actually like it fuck this shit 

Be like „Today I went to lidl cuz rewe is closed for construction and bought the radioactive monster flavour even tho i wanted to the hello kitty star drink but for whatev reason the rewe where homless always smoke weed decided to change their layout which is stupid, I liked their layout exept the end. Nyanyanya RAAAH-„. Write what the hecking flip you want to write but DO write diary. Thats important.

4. Collect soda can tabs or collect them and give them to a friend who collects them.

No matter if the tab is on the ground, from your dad‘s beer or your hello kitty star drink, rip them off and keep them in a box for yourself or your wallet so you can give them to the friend who collects collects them. + positive Aura for that

5. Wear like supermany bracelets or necklaces or rings and just wear chunky jewelry in general

 The feeling might annoy you but dont you love the sound of keys or chains rattling and making everyone around you aware that you are here

6. Posses (a) facial piercing/s

The best one yet is a septum or another „lower“ nose piercing like just on the side bcs they‘re safe and stuff yk and you can pierce your septum (just like me🤑🤑) but fr be careful and hygienic abt it pretty please

7. Dye your hair

Ofc it doesnt have to be fully dyed, you can also just do stripes or raccoon tails or even use non-permament colour. I would have dyed my hair by now again but I dont have enough money for that and my mum would not buy that for me 

There might be more to this list but I‘ll write about that later, goodbye my fellow alphas