Anypony (<-ironic) who doesn't like my girlfriend is an OPP

I'm looking at you Caroline. LORD she pmo so bad, like nothing ever. She doesn't respect ANY of my boundaries and is constantly trying to put her hands on me. No I don't want to hold hands with you. No I don't want you to drag your ugly a$$ acrylic nails across my arm. NO I DONT WANT TO TALK TO YOU! EVER! Why would I <3! You've hurt my girlfriend, you've hurt my best friend, you're the most annoying person anyone has EVER met! When I say DONT TOUCH ME it means DO NOT TOUCH ME!! Hope that helps!!! 

Side note, my short story is coming along really well :)