indefinitely shelved blogging concepts

as fun as the whole nicolas cage thing was a couple of weeks ago, i don't want to get sucked into the habit of repeating a concept to the point where it inherently becomes unfunny.  not that i think nicolas cage could ever not be funny, especially when it concerns him rolling around for cheap amusements.  but i need to broaden my scope a little, so as to avoid becoming a one trick pony.   however, i am literally the worst at coming up with original ideas, which is why i've taken the liberty of writing this blog, alternatively titled "what not to blog about".  

1.  paraplegic shaolin kung fu

2.  cover songs produced in an iron lung

3.  pavement splatter artwork after one too many cocktails

4.  why the cops were called after i howled at the moon

5.  where do all those missing socks actually go

if you can think of anything better (or worse) to not blog about ever, drop a comment! :D

note: these are all made up and serve no real purpose other than to potentially swerve an organic flow of traffic to spacehey.  but for that to even happen, you'd actually have to be searching for that kind of content to begin with.  like srsly, why would anyone just do that?  so if you're on the interwebs, looking up vomit artwork or paraplegics practicing kung fu and you found yourselves here as a result, then you're a very strange person and i (maybe) want to be your friend. 

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ps this was all just another dumb excuse to type nicolas cage again

lmfao sry not sry xoxo