I'm on the right road (*ᴗ͈ˬᴗ͈)ꕤ*.ﾟ

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2. HAIIII GUYSSSS !!
3.  i know, skeever posting TWICE in one century ??? i know, i know, ladies, daddy IS home.
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5.  Im in SUCH a good mood today gang !! so many ppl wanna be my friend in reality LMFAO but ive been SO BLIND TO IT. and tbh im finding myself. its all a matter of time before things become good, skeevies (YES. i WILL call you guys skeevies because.).

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   ·̩͙།† ͝ ︶ ͝ ⏝ ͝ ︶ ͝ †། ·̩͙·̩͙།† ͝ ︶ ͝ ⏝ ͝ ︶ ͝ †། ·̩͙·̩͙།† ͝ ︶ ͝ ⏝ ͝ ︶ ͝ †། ·̩͙·̩͙།† ͝ ︶ ͝ ⏝ ͝ ︶ ͝ †། ·̩͙·̩͙།† ͝ ︶ ͝ ⏝ ͝ ︶ ͝ †། ·̩͙·̩͙།† ͝ ︶ ͝ ⏝ ͝ ︶ ͝ †། ·̩͙

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2. You want some tea 

3. (of COURSE you do i involve it in every blog now)  𝓮𝓪𝓽 𝓾𝓹 𝓪𝓵𝓵 𝓽𝓼
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5.  so there was this guy i was OBSESSED with in year 9, lets call him Klein (i might mess up and say monk so be wary yall) Now klein didnt ended up wanting me (rip kleiver), but instead he now has a girlfriend of whom is nicknamed The Throat Goat, so whenever i talk about him, instead of saying his name, i just call him the throat goats bf. 
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7. not petty at all, i know.
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9.  now rewind a tad yall, to the nicknames Klein and monk. Klein doesn’t have a meaning, it was just what my friend thought his last name was. but MONK has some lore to it. Now for some context, i had a crush on this brother from sep yr 8 to around june yr 9 (thats when MOST of the pining stopped), and around July he started doing the DEVILS LETTUCE (how UNsexy). Now im not sure what drug-induced psychosis caused him to ALLOW NINTH GRADE BOYS CUT HIS HAIR AT A PARTY, but because of this rather unwise decision he has the most chopped haircut ever. its like a bowl cut but also not ??????

anyways, some more tea is that my friend , lets call her TwoTone, had her ex — mask — CRAWLLLL back to her, even tho she has a crush on this guy code named MJ ????? but they hung out and this mother FUCKER mask gave her a hickey. TS PMO NGL. 

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   ·̩͙།† ͝ ︶ ͝ ⏝ ͝ ︶ ͝ †། ·̩͙·̩͙།† ͝ ︶ ͝ ⏝ ͝ ︶ ͝ †། ·̩͙·̩͙།† ͝ ︶ ͝ ⏝ ͝ ︶ ͝ †། ·̩͙·̩͙།† ͝ ︶ ͝ ⏝ ͝ ︶ ͝ †། ·̩͙·̩͙།† ͝ ︶ ͝ ⏝ ͝ ︶ ͝ †། ·̩͙·̩͙།† ͝ ︶ ͝ ⏝ ͝ ︶ ͝ †། ·̩͙

 UGHHHHHHGH but i guess baking club is gonna be public soon if i actually stop braiding my bootyhairs and send emails to teachers and admin of our school for FUCKS SAKEEEEEEEUGHHHHH. 

 but whenever im feeling like collapsing and animorphing into a sentient pile of sand, i just remember that time doesnt wait. you do. time keeps going. and if you wait for too long life will pass you like your uncles car scooting off after a visit with you, and although you chase after it with your bare feet across the parallel footpath of your street, trying to catch up to it, it will outrun you — because its a car duh— but it will pass. so dont wait around and let the moment pass, give your uncle a fucking hug goodbye —unless he touched you as a kid, then do whatever—. 

 ANW TOODLES YALL 

as always, lots and lots and lots of love, SKEEVER xoxo