man red dead redemption two takes a while, huh! (spoilers lao)

Hello  ! !  This is my first (actually uploaded) blog and I'm mostly just going to be going over my general first impressions about the characters so uhh.

Dutch: Man this guy is so cool he's literally me
Hosea: Man this guy is so cool he's literally a father figure
Arthur: Man this guy is an asshole I have to actively go out of my way to make him likeable.
John: LMAOO THIS BOZO GOT FUCKIN LOST AND NEEDED PEOPLE TO COME SAVE HIM
Micah: This dude made me shoot through a town and tanked my honour I HATE this guy. (Also this guy is trouble in every sense of the word I swear he doesn't even come back to the camp after I save him like what???)
Lenny: He's really funny and I like him. Especially in that one mission where he and Arthur get drunk.
Javier: This guy is kind of dope and I hope there's more missions with him.
Kieran: Dude this man is put through hell and back by the gang I truly wouldn't blame him if he went rogue.
Strauss: Snake oil salesman.
Swanson: Reverend makes me sad just looking at him. I'm like 99% sure he is always drunk and it is a little funny seeing him stagger about the camp sometimes.
Sean: Honestly this fellow is a riot and he has awesome dialogue. 
Charles: This dude taught me how to hunt I love this guy.

Ok that was my yearly yap! Check back in like two and a half years when I find something actually interesting to talk about !! !!!!