there's this guy, and the other guy

So like, think of the yin and yang for a second. Now think of two people now okay? one guy is a bit taller or around the same height as the other, and the other guy wearing glasses and making jokes.

Now think that these two REPEL each other okay? I want to support them both but it's pretty hard to support either of them cause they are a little indifferent to me but i can't really tell cause I'm kind of stupid. Now think of two magnets, every time i speak to them together there's one to DOG on the other for just talking. This has happened both ways for some time now. I have a solution.

Do you know those bond together shirts? those'd work just fine! let me know if the shirt method would work. This has started to become a scenario where they start having tomato throwing fights at our spot.