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Good evening my fellow fujoshi sisters, i have a question for you all: Why do we read yaoi? well we all have different reasons ill go first my reason is cuz it gives me female boners and also i have reddit bisexuality which makes me like seeing feminine men taking it up the butt right? some people like the philosophical yaois without actual yaoi parts but anyways my point is we enjoy it for different reasons.
Now think about this. when you read yaoi you do it alone and nobody is there to tell you its not there. Whos to say the yaoi on your screen is fake? nobody. EXACTLY! If you read yaoi with people, whos to say its not the faux de something something (that one mental disorder where u and other people sharenthe same delusions)
moral of the story: Any visuals of cute anime boys caressing each other isnt real, nor will it ever be real. If youd like to disprove me and instead read yaoi together, my inbox is always open. This message is directed to any mature lady whos willing to do something like that with me. you wil have the TIME OF YOUR LIFE SO PLEASE! You wont regret this great offer
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happy sugar
I like your implication, but it could be true.
It is true because i am the smartest person in the world and everything i say is a complete TRUTH NUKE
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Can you reply to my friend request? <33
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putupaula
My kind of yaoi is the fucked up kind, think killing stalking.
I think i like it because it's different than reading about straight fucked up biatches, they're usually really bland and have no substance, meanwhile when i read about fucked up boys it's like i've got some murderer like Ed Kemper, straight up dissecting their profound psyche.
And if it's just my yaoi delusions i mostly do it to joke around with friends cause it's fun, but also it's not delusions and they're totally gay for each other, yeah seto kaiba is actually madly in love with yugi and he gets off whenever he loses like a damn masochist but he hides it.
I remember readig killing stalking when i was like 12…. i totally forgot about that LMAO
Yaoi is good for society cuz hetslop is cringe and nobody needs to see that
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Emery ⚢
this is so beautiful..... and for me personally it's because I'm not really into relationships and I'd rather enjoy the relationships between two yaoi boys (bonus is if it's some fake shonen yaoi that makes guys mad because their goat is taking it up the butt.)
Moral of the story btw is yaoi for life
yo ME TOO i suck at relationships like a buttcheek on a stick So insyead i like naked anime guys giving it to eachother. i wonder if freud ever psychoanalysed this type of thing. But yeah yaoi is life it ROCKS
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