“but i’m actually bloody motherfucking batshit crazy!”

episode 2 of me trying to be like pete wentz’s edgy ass livejournal posts.

moar talking about life, i guess.

1) i am officially christian!!! had my profession of faith and confirmation 2day. 

but it nearly killed me.

i made the stupid mistake of keeping my cardigan on underneath my white robes, which resulted in me overheating severely, to the point where i nearly passed out (not even exaggerating, my vision was going blurry and my ears were ringing). 

i was able to stay standing until the priest got the chrism on my forehead, and then i sat down on the floor so i wouldn’t faint. once we were allowed back to the pews, my dad took me from my sponsor, and took me outside of the sanctuary, where i proceeded to run to the bathroom and nearly puke.

thankfully i didn’t puke though. i was able to get my cardigan off, and i put my robes back on. one of the organizers got me some water and i made it through the rest just fine. 

side note: the bread of Christ is actually more like a cracker. interesting.

ALSO, MAJOR DISCLAIMER! ME BEING CHRISTIAN DOES NOT MEAN I AM CONSERVATIVE. for the record, i never was, and never will be. i’m still a fucking fag/dyke with a uterus and an opinion, a believer in basic human rights, and an outspoken hater of donald j. trump.  

matthew 7:1: “do not judge, or you too will be judged”. i discovered this verse after someone commented it under a snapchat spotlight of a trans person whose comment section was filled with transphobic “christians”.

2) i’m sad because hudson’s bay is closing. like. THEY HAVE BEEN AROUND FOR 355 YEARS. yeah, they did do some fucked up things to indigenous people, but they are also a major part of canadian history.

what the hell are they gonna replace all the giant-ass stores with anyway??? like ffs one of the malls in my city has a second floor just for hudson’s bay and a few professional offices.

ANYWAYS. back on topic.

went to the mall today looking for shorts. nothing in my size at levi’s, gap, ardene, urban outfitters…

by this point i was losing hope. i was hot, sweaty, overstimulated and wanted to go home. so we checked hudson’s bay as a last-ditch effort.

AND THEN IT HAPPENED.

LEVIS SHORTS IN MY SIZE.

MY DAD BOUGHT TWO PAIRS FOR ME AND THANKS TO ALL THE CLEARANCE SALES IT ONLY CAME OUT TO $59. 59 FUCKING CANADIAN DOLLARS FOR TWO PAIRS OF LEVIS.

pure insanity!!! but it was great!!!

3) i’ve started grinding animal crossing again. it is nearly midnight as i type this but i might get on just so i can work on my EPIC SEAFOOD RESTAURANT!!!!!!!!

4) i need to kiss mikey way’s nose. no idea why. just do. cuteness aggression, probably. but it’s just so boopable looking and kissable looking!!!!

5) back to school on monday. i might just die.

i think that’s everything. tbh the title was completely unrelated i just thought it fit me and my vibe. k love yall bye