I think that everyone should add me because I deserve to be famous

I would like at least 3.5 billion friends because thats half the worlds population and I'd like to believe that half of it is women, I would be friends with all the girls because I'm a girls girl. I would like to say for everyone to add me but maybe its unrealistic.

Spacehey only has 1,100,000 users

So realistically I should have 550000 FRIENDS

I don't know why my text got really big perhaps its to show you the urgency of my claims but these are serious things I wish to achieve.

My life goals as of April (insert whatever day it is) year 25: Make 550000 friends

Actually I would like to deduct half that number from that goal, maybe even a quatre because I'm scared that many of yous could be weirdos or be wanting to fight with me

I would like to add that the text is purple because thats my favorite color, hi add me if you like purple